This is an amateur, non-commercial story, which is not produced, approved of, or in any way sponsored by the holders of the trademarks/copyrights from which this work is derived, nor is it intended to infringe on the rights of these holders. And so it goes.


Puttin' On The Sith

a filk by Jeff Morris (with help from cassielander)

(to the tune of "Puttin' On The Ritz" by Irving Berlin)



If you're blue
And you don't know which side to go to
Why don't you go where darkness sits
Puttin' on the Sith


Come let's mix
Where all the Dark Lords
Rule their armies
With lightsabers in their mitts
Puttin' on the Sith


Have you seen the Count Dooku
Wiping out Planet Naboo
Hanging Gungan out to dry
Making Jar-Jar scream and die


Big ships and arcane powers
Clone troops and acid showers
Committing every crime
For their man Palpatine


So if you're blue
And you don't know which side to go to
Why don't you go where darkness sits
Puttin' on the Sith