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THE TOP TEN CHANGES FOR OWEN BURNETT
NOW THAT FOX IS MRS. XANATOS

a Gargoyles top ten list by Jeff Morris




10. Panty hose draped over the castle parapets to dry.

9. Toilet seat must be kept in "down" position...or else...

8. His-and-Her Steel Clan Robots.

7. Red hairs all over the place.

6. A four-pack of toilet paper just won't last a month now.

5. Having to buy...those things...once a month at the store. (pre-"Outfoxed")

4. 2 AM corporate takeover strategy meetings replaced by searching for an open grocery store for dill pickles, horseradish and pistachio ice cream. (post-"Outfoxed")

3. Three-way post-dinner belching competition.

2. Xanatos now has a different kind of "afternoon workout".



AND THE NUMBER ONE CHANGE FOR OWEN BURNETT NOW THAT FOX IS "MRS. XANATOS":

1. No more walking around in T-shirt and Boxer shorts on Sunday.